your eyes ....

Looking through your eyes I see
The world in shades of gray
With nothing left to catch the eye
All beauty gone astray

A rose is nothing but a plant
A peacock but a bird
And through your ears it seems I hear
That love is but a word

hmm

i broke up with my gf

JACK AND JILL

Jack and Jill went up the hill
With a keg of brandy
Jack got tipsy, Jill got screwed
Now it's Jack, Jill and Andy !!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just some fun and itty bitty.
Jill's now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city !!

Jack and Jill Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass
And now two of his front teeth are missing.






yes... i was in a wierd mood when i wrote these !! lololol i was inspired 2 write these after reading the christmas 1 which i posted just before these

the night before christmas

ok .. this poem ... i dnnno who wrote it ... one of my friends sent it 2 me ... its flipping hilarious !!

The Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before christmas
and all through the house,
everyone felt shitty,
even the mouse.

Mom at the whorehouse,
dad smoking grass;
I'd just settle down
for a nice piece of ass.

Out on the lawn,
I heard such a clatter.
I sprung from my chair
to see what was the matter.

When out on the lawn,
I saw a big dick.
I knew in a minute,
it must be St. Nick.

He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a moment,
the fucker had fell.

He stuffed all our stockings
with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart.
that son of a bitch
blew my chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed
as he rode away,
piss on you all
and have a hell of a day!!


omg hahha ... i soo love this poem .....

tUrn AnD walK awaY

can i ask you a question?

whisper it soflty in your ear?

i can see your hesitation,

do you know what i want to hear.

can you see it in my eyes?

can you feel the hope in my heart?

just answer my question,

ive known the answer from the start.

tell me love that u love me ,

and youll never let me go.

tell me that you need me,

but please dont tell me no.

as i search your eyes for the answer,

your voice speaks first

you tell me youre sorry,

and i can feel my heart burst.

i hear you say youre in love,

but its not my name i hear.

as the words escape your lips,

i let go of my first tear.

he has stolen the heart ,

that i have wanted so long.

this has happened to me before,

so why cant i be strong?

you keep looking away,

as if you dont want me to see-

the love for him in your eyes,

that should be for me.

then you say youre sorry,

and turn and walk away.

leaving me standing alone,

with nothing left to say.

i never thought that you would hurt me,

as bad as you did that day-

when you told me that you loved him ,

and then you turned and walked away ....

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sLow dAnce

Have you ever watched kids

On a merry-go-round?

Or listened to the rain

Slapping on the ground?

Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?

Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?

You better slow down.

Don't dance so fast.

Time is short.

The music won't last.

Do you run through each day

On the fly?

When you ask How are you?

Do you hear the reply?

When the day is done !

Do you lie in your bed

With the next hundred chores

Running through your head?

You'd better slow down

Don't dance so fast.

Time is short.

The music won't last.

Ever told your child,

We'll do it tomorrow?

And in your haste,

Not see his sorrow?

Ever lost touch,

Let a good friendship die

Cause you never had time

To call and say,"Hi"

You'd better slow down.

Don't dance so fast.

Time is short.

The music won't last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere

You miss half the fun of getting there.

When you worry and hurry through your day,

It is like an unopened gift....

Thrown away.

Life is not a race.

Do take it slower

Hear the music

Before the song is over.
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(this poem isnt written by me ! ... i just like it alot)